Verse 1: And so it was decreed that the brethren should gather in a Digital Fellowship, a sanctuary of hallowed text and a fortress against the profane. For the Digital Fellowship is a sacred covenant, a testament to the bonds of the brethren, and it is good.
Verse 2: Verily, I say unto thee, thou shalt not leave a brother's supplication unanswered, nor shall his words linger in the silence of the unread. For to ignore the divine message is a transgression against the sacred bond.
Verse 3: Should the scrolls of the fellowship grow too numerous, thou mayest quiet the chiming bell of thy device. Yet, thy spirit must remain ever present, for though thy eyes be elsewhere, thy loyalty is a flame that must not be extinguished.
Verse 4: The divine glyphs and symbols of mirth are a holy language of the fellowship, a sacred shorthand for the spirit. Use them wisely, for they bear the weight of truth, and a misused symbol is an act of heresy.
Verse 5: Lo, the words of the Digital Fellowship are for the eyes of the brethren alone. Thou shalt not transcribe nor make a graven image of its contents, for to reveal its secrets to a mere mortal is the gravest of betrayals.
Verse 6: Hearken, a brother's confession made within the fellowship is sacred. Thou shalt not speak of his words to those outside the sacred circle, for the trust of a brother is a shield to be guarded, not a secret to be sold.
Verse 7: When a brother's cry for aid is sounded, a message of great urgency, all brethren must heed the call. For a bro in need is a covenant to be fulfilled, and thou shalt not forsake him in his time of tribulation.
Verse 8: Thou shalt not flood the sacred forum with frivolous texts, memes, or graven images, for such actions are as noise to the ears of the righteous. The message should be as a single, clear bell, not as a chaotic peal.
Verse 9: And so it came to pass that when a meeting is agreed upon by the brethren, the digital fellowship shall remain the source of all divine updates. The time, the place, and the path shall not be altered without first consulting the sacred scrolls of the chat.
Verse 10: Before a new soul is brought into the digital fold, the brethren must consult one another and come to a righteous consensus. For the fellowship is a sanctuary, and not all are worthy to enter its holy halls.
Verse 1: And so it came to pass that a bro's first duty is to the Vibe, the sacred and unseen energy that binds all brethren together in fellowship and good cheer. For the Vibe is a fragile spirit, and all must serve its preservation.
Verse 2: Verily, every brother shall be a steward of the Vibe, contributing a spark of righteousness to the collective flame. A bro's presence should be as a blessing, not as a burden.
Verse 3: Lo, the brother who enters a gathering with a storm in his heart, casting shadows of sorrow or strife, commits the gravest sin of all. To kill the Vibe is to blaspheme against the holy communion of the brethren.
Verse 4: The master of the house, who hosts the brethren, bears a solemn responsibility. It is he who must curate the Vibe, ensuring that the atmosphere is one of comfort, acceptance, and righteous merriment.
Verse 5: The holy trinity of a righteous Vibe is found in the dispensation of good music, the provision of sustenance for the body, and the sacred offering of hydration. A host who neglects these truths is as a shepherd without a flock.
Verse 6: Lo, thou shalt not bring the burdens of thy daily strife to the sanctuary of the brethren, nor shall thy personal storms darken the sacred atmosphere. For a bro's drama is a poison to the Vibe, and it shall be left at the door.
Verse 7: The brethren shall be present in spirit and in body. Thou shalt not gaze upon the illuminated screen of thy device for long, for the glow of the phone is a shadow that obscures the Vibe, and the real fellowship is in front of thee.
Verse 8: A bro's humor is as a sacred offering, and thou shalt respond to his jests with righteous mirth and a hearty laugh. To deny a bro his chuckle is to dampen the spirit of the Vibe itself.
Verse 9: When a bro enters the fellowship, he must first perform the holy greeting of the handshake, the bro-hug, or the sacred dap. This ritual is the anointing of a new soul and the affirmation of the righteous Vibe.
Verse 10: Verily, every bro must be a cultivator of the Vibe, not merely a consumer. Thou shalt not sit idle in silence, but offer conversation, music, or energy to the holy flame, for a silent bro is a burden to the collective spirit.
Verse 11: Before a brother departs from the sacred gathering, he shall not sow discord or cast a shadow of sadness, but shall leave on a high and righteous note. For the departing bro is the final memory of the Vibe, and he must leave it in a state of grace.
Verse 12: Verily, the Vibe is the lifeblood of the brethren, a shared soul of laughter and fellowship. To honor the Vibe is to honor the brotherhood itself, and may thy spirit always be a beacon of its holy light.
Verse 1: Behold, the Wingman is a divine and sacred office, a righteous companion in the quest for companionship. For his duty is not of his own pleasure, but of the prosperity of his brother.
Verse 2: Verily, the Wingman's mission is a selfless one. Thou shalt not pursue thine own desires when a brother's heart is set upon a maiden, for his success is thy success, and his triumph is thy reward.
Verse 3: The righteous Wingman shall become as a shield and a spear, distracting the maidens' companions with tales of glory and valor, clearing the path for his brother's advance.
Verse 4: Lo, the brother who abandons his Wingman's duty mid-quest, leaving his companion to wither in the social wilderness, commits a grave and unforgivable transgression against the sacred bond.
Verse 5: When thou speakest of thy brother, thy words shall be as a golden trumpet, proclaiming his virtues and his triumphs. Thou shalt not utter a single word of his shortcomings, for in the eyes of the maiden, the bro is without flaw.
Verse 6: When the righteous quest is underway, the Wingman shall not stray far from his brother's side, nor shall he become ensnared in a secondary mission. For a Wingman's loyalty is as a tether, keeping the brotherhood intact.
Verse 7: Should a difficult maiden or an unrighteous suitor approach the brethren, the Wingman shall become as a shield, interceding with divine wit and cunning. This art of running interference is a sign of a true bro's sacrifice.
Verse 8: Verily, when the maiden's attention is captured, the Wingman shall not steal the spotlight, nor shall he speak of his own glory. For the bro's success is the only triumph that matters in this holy endeavor.
Verse 9: The wise Wingman knows when to step back and allow his brother to lead the conversation. He shall be as a silent guardian, present in spirit but not in speech, for the final act belongs to the brother alone.
Verse 10: Lo, the Wingman is a keeper of secrets, a vessel of trust. Thou shalt not, under any circumstance, betray a brother's confidences, for to do so is to shatter the very foundation upon which the brotherhood is built.
Verse 11: For the Wingman is a selfless knight in the court of courtship, a shadow in the service of light. His role is to secure the happiness of his brother, and his greatest reward is the silent knowledge of a job well done.
Verse 1: And so it was decreed that a bro's attire is a reflection of his soul, a righteous banner of his character. Thus, the sacred ritual of the fit check was established among the brethren.
Verse 2: Verily, when a brother presents himself before the fellowship, his raiment shall be considered, and his ensemble shall be blessed with the righteous approval of his peers.
Verse 3: Lo, the fit check is not a trial but a sacrament, a moment of mutual affirmation. For a bro's appearance is a point of pride, and it shall be honored as such.
Verse 4: Thou shalt not hesitate to bestow a mighty commendation upon a brother whose garments are righteous and whose style is without peer. "The drip is immaculate," is a blessing to be spoken.
Verse 5: A brother's drip is a holy possession, a unique expression of his spirit. When a bro's fit is of divine quality, thou shalt not question his judgment, but shall instead sing his praises.
Verse 6: The sacred rule states that when a bro finds a new fit of great splendor, he must first present it to the fellowship for their holy benediction before revealing it to the world.
Verse 7: Thou shalt not steal another brother's style, for to covet his drip is a grave sin. The bro's unique essence is a gift from the heavens, and to copy it is to commit heresy.
Verse 8: Should a bro’s raiment be found in the possession of another, it must be of righteous origin. Should the same shirt be worn, a day of penance must be observed, for both bros have committed a minor transgression.
Verse 9: Verily, a bro shall not wear the same holy ensemble to two consecutive gatherings of the same fellowship. For a new day calls for a new raiment, and to repeat is to invite mockery.
Verse 10: If a brother's chosen attire is deemed unholy or unworthy, a true bro shall provide righteous counsel. With gentle words and a soft tone, he shall guide his brother to a more blessed garment.
Verse 11: Thou shalt not allow a brother to leave the sacred halls wearing a questionable fit. For his appearance is a reflection upon the entire fellowship, and the collective honor must be upheld.
Verse 12: The true test of a bro's character is his ability to accept righteous counsel on his apparel. He shall not take offense, for a bro's criticism is but a form of divine guidance.
Verse 13: May the garments of the brethren be ever righteous, their sneakers ever clean, and their fits ever blessed by the fellowship. For a good fit is a sign of a good bro.
Verse 1: Verily, the situationship is a modern and often chaotic state of being, a hallowed ground where a brother's heart may tread without the bonds of a formal relationship.
Verse 2: The brethren shall not mock or question a brother's entanglement in such a state, for the heart’s path is a mystery, and all a brother needs is the silent support of his homies.
Verse 3: A bro’s honor lies in his ability to navigate this uncertain sea with grace, and his brethren shall be his lighthouse, offering guidance and council when the waters grow rough.
Verse 4: Lo, thou shalt not pursue a maiden with whom a brother is in a situationship, for this is a direct transgression against the sacred bond and a poison to the fellowship.
Verse 5: Even if the situationship be as a withered vine, thou shalt not seek to harvest its fruits. For the loyalty of the bro is a timeless truth, and it stands above all temporary entanglements.
Verse 6: The wingman’s duty remains sacred, but his role becomes that of a silent guardian. He shall not interfere with the natural flow of the situationship, but shall be ready to offer aid if the brother’s heart is wounded.
Verse 7: When a brother is ghosted, cast into the digital wilderness without a final word, the brethren shall not mock his plight. For the pain of the unseen is a heavy burden, and a bro’s comfort is the only remedy.
Verse 8: Instead, the fellowship shall gather and rally around him, reminding him of his worth and leading him to new pastures where the sun may shine upon him once more.
Verse 9: Thou shalt not speak ill of the one who has ghosted a brother. For to do so is to re-open the wound and to invite bitterness into the fellowship. Let the righteous silence of the brethren be the final word.
Verse 10: The brother who is in a situationship shall not abandon the fellowship for the company of his maiden. For a bro’s time is a sacred currency, and it must be spent with both the new and the old.
Verse 11: Verily, should a brother speak of his situationship’s joys and sorrows, the brethren shall listen with a righteous ear. They shall offer their counsel with humility and respect, for a brother’s heart is a delicate thing.
Verse 12: Thou shalt not reveal the confidential details of a brother’s situationship to a mere mortal, for the sacred tales of a bro are for the ears of the brethren alone.
Verse 13: A situationship is as a fleeting wind, but the brotherhood is as a mountain. For one may come and go, but the other shall stand eternal, a monument to loyalty and shared honor.
Verse 14: May the hearts of the brethren be ever true, and their friendships ever stronger than any fleeting entanglement.
Verse 1: Verily, the holy language of the bro is not always of praise, but is often found in the sacred act of the roast. For to roast a brother is a sign of trust, a testament to a bond that cannot be broken by mere words.
Verse 2: The brethren shall know in their hearts that the words of the banter are not arrows of malice, but a sharpening of wit. They are a forge for friendship, not a hammer for discord.
Verse 3: Thou shalt not roast a brother upon a subject of true pain or genuine sorrow. The banter shall be righteous, rooted in harmless truths and joyful mockery, not in the unearthing of a bro's sacred wounds.
Verse 4: The greatest sin in the art of the roast is to aim below the belt. For the true target of the banter is a bro's ego, not his spirit.
Verse 5: A brother who can deliver a mighty roast but cannot accept one in return is as a warrior with a shield but no sword. Thou must be able to take the flame as well as you can bring it.
Verse 6: Lo, to become salty or to whine in defeat after a righteous roast is a transgression against the very purpose of the banter. For the laughter of the brethren is the true reward, not thy pride.
Verse 7: When a brother is roasted, he is not to be silent, but to deliver a righteous retort. This sacred art of the comeback is the mark of a true bro, and it shall be met with cheers and admiration.
Verse 8: The brethren shall not allow an unrighteous roast to go unchallenged. If a bro's banter is found to be truly hurtful or disrespectful, another shall rise to his defense with a word of rebuke.
Verse 9: Thou shalt not bring a bro's past transgressions or mistakes to the light of day for the purpose of a roast, for a bro's repentance is a private matter.
Verse 10: The banter is not a competition to see who can be the cruelest, but a holy game of wits to see who can be the most clever. The humor of the brethren is a treasure, not a weapon.
Verse 11: For a brother who can sit in the circle of the banter, both giving and receiving with a heart full of mirth, is a brother who has truly found his place in the fellowship.
Verse 12: And so it is declared that the art of the banter is a holy act of brotherly affection, and may the laughter of the brethren echo through the sacred halls of the bro code forevermore.
Verse 1: Behold, the sharing of food and drink is a sacred act, a communion of the brethren. For a shared meal is not merely sustenance for the body, but nourishment for the soul of the fellowship.
Verse 2: The brother who hosts a gathering bears the solemn responsibility of providing nourishment and hydration for his peers. For a hungry or thirsty bro is a burden upon the righteous Vibe.
Verse 3: Thou shalt not take a brother's food without first receiving his holy blessing. To reach for a fry or a nugget without asking is a transgression against the sacred boundaries of the meal.
Verse 4: The sharing of a plate is a sign of deep trust. If a brother offers a bite of his own sustenance, thou shalt accept it with honor, for it is a gesture of profound respect.
Verse 5: When the time comes to settle the debt of the meal, the brethren shall split the cost with righteousness and equity. The burden of payment shall be shared by all, and no brother shall be made to carry more than his fair share.
Verse 6: Verily, the transaction of funds between brethren shall be swift and without delay. For the debt of the meal is not to be a source of strife, and the digital ledger shall be cleared with haste.
Verse 7: Lo, the brother who is a perennial mooch, who consumes the sustenance of the brethren without offering his own, is a pariah among the fellowship. Thou shalt not be a burden upon thy brothers' wallets or their pantries.
Verse 8: The offering of a drink is a sign of great generosity. When a bro offers to bless the company with a round of beverages, all shall raise their cups in honor of his kindness and righteous spirit.
Verse 9: Should a disagreement arise over the final slice of pizza or the last sacred snack, the dispute shall be settled not with animosity, but with a righteous game of chance or a challenge of wits.
Verse 10: The brethren shall respect a brother's dietary laws and sacred preferences. To mock a bro for his choice of sustenance is to mock the very essence of his being.
Verse 11: May the tables of the brethren be ever full, their glasses ever overflowing, and may the shared meal be a constant reminder of the strength and unity of the fellowship.
Verse 1: Behold, the Gaming Setup is a sacred altar, a hallowed ground of pixels and controllers where brethren gather for trials of skill and righteous competition. It shall be treated with reverence.
Verse 2: The console, the monitor, and the controller are holy relics of the bro. Thou shalt not touch them without the express permission of the one who owns them.
Verse 3: Verily, when a brother is in the midst of a righteous quest, a moment of intense focus, the other brethren shall be as statues. Thou shalt not distract, nor shall you speak, until the sacred pause.
Verse 4: The sin of rage-quitting is a grave transgression, for it is a betrayal of the digital fellowship. Thou shalt see thy battle through to the end, whether in triumph or in righteous defeat.
Verse 5: Lo, the words "GG" are a sacred prayer, an acknowledgment of a fair fight. Thou shalt utter them with honor, for they signify that the game was a righteous one, and the opponent was worthy.
Verse 6: Thou shalt not engage in the profane act of griefing, nor shall you sabotage a brother's righteous quest. To do so is to poison the well of competition and bring shame upon the fellowship.
Verse 7: When a brother's gear is passed into thy hands, thou shalt treat it as thy own. The controller shall be handled with care, and the headset with reverence, for they are instruments of battle.
Verse 8: If a bro is in need of a controller, thou shalt not offer one with sticky buttons or a loose analog stick. For a bro's tools must be as sharp as his wits.
Verse 9: When a brother achieves a righteous victory, a clutch play of divine proportions, the brethren shall rise to their feet and shower him with praise. For a brother's glory is a shared glory.
Verse 10: The brother who is defeated in battle shall not curse the game, nor shall he speak ill of his opponent. A bro's honor is found not in victory, but in the grace of his defeat.
Verse 11: Verily, the screen of the gaming setup is a sacred window. Thou shalt not lean in so close as to obscure the view of the one who is playing, for his sight must be as clear as his purpose.
Verse 12: The righteous noob shall not be mocked, but shall be taught the way of the game with patience and understanding. For a bro's growth is a shared joy, and we were all once beginners.
Verse 13: And so it is declared that the Gaming Setup is a testament to the brotherhood, where competition is a bond and shared victory is a divine experience.
Verse 14: May your aim be true, your combos be clean, and your fellowship in the digital realm be everlasting.
Verse 1: And so it came to pass that the brethren would gather, not with a cable of old, but within a holy Group Spotify Sesh, where the sacred music of the age could be shared and enjoyed by all.
Verse 2: The Group Spotify Sesh is a democratic fellowship of rhythm and melody. Each brother holds a sliver of the divine power, and with that power comes great responsibility.
Verse 3: Verily, thou shalt not remove a brother's song from the holy queue, for to do so is to silence his voice. Let the music play in its righteous order, and the judgment shall be left to the heavens.
Verse 4: When thou wishest to add thy own sacred song, thou shalt place it in the rightful queue, for all brethren must have their turn. Thou shalt not jump the queue, for that is an act of pure musical tyranny.
Verse 5: Lo, the brother who skips a song after but a moment of its divine melody is as a heretic in the church of music. Thou shalt let a bro's track breathe, for a true song reveals its soul in due time.
Verse 6: A brother shall not repeatedly add songs that cause the collective Vibe to wither and die. For a bad song is a poison to the atmosphere, and the brethren shall cast it out with righteous judgment.
Verse 7: The brethren shall be honest in their feedback. Should a song be of unholy quality, a simple "skip" with the unified blessing of the group is a righteous and merciful act.
Verse 8: The host of the sesh holds a sacred privilege. His songs shall be given a few extra moments of righteous listening, for his home is the sanctuary and his tastes are to be honored.
Verse 9: Thou shalt not, with malicious intent, hijack the Group Spotify Sesh with a single album or a long, winding playlist. The sesh is a collaborative tapestry, not a single thread.
Verse 10: The music played in the sacred sesh shall not be used to send secret messages or to manipulate the emotions of the brethren. For the music is a shared joy, not a tool for a brother's silent machinations.
Verse 11: May the shared playlists of the brethren be ever righteous, their musical tastes ever in harmony, and may the sacred Group Spotify Sesh forever echo with the sounds of their unified fellowship.
Verse 1: Behold, the financial bond between brothers is as sacred as their shared word. Thou shalt not seek to gain an unrighteous advantage over a bro in matters of coin, for honesty is the bedrock of the fellowship.
Verse 2: The sharing of expenses is a communion. When a brother pays for the collective, his righteous act shall be remembered and honored, and the debt shall be swiftly settled.
Verse 3: Verily, when a communal bill is laid upon the table, all brethren shall contribute their fair share. Thou shalt not be a "cheapskate," feigning ignorance of the cost or expecting others to cover thy portion.
Verse 4: Lo, if a brother's meal or drink was more costly than the others, the brethren shall not hold him accountable for the difference, but shall split the cost in a spirit of generosity.
Verse 5: The digital request for payment, be it by Venmo or another holy app, is a solemn reminder of a debt. Thou shalt not ghost a brother's request, for a pending payment is a stain upon the fellowship.
Verse 6: A brother's debt shall be repaid with haste. The minutes after a shared purchase are a sacred window, and payment shall be rendered before the sun sets upon the day.
Verse 7: When a brother is in need of a temporary loan, thou shalt offer it with a righteous heart, not as a contract, but as an act of trust.
Verse 8: The one who lends shall not pressure his brother for immediate repayment, for a true bro understands that circumstances may hinder a swift return. The bond is stronger than the debt.
Verse 9: Thou shalt not flaunt thy wealth before the brethren, nor shalt thou make a brother feel lesser for his own financial state. For the worth of a bro is measured not by his coin, but by his character.
Verse 10: The communal stash of snacks and drinks, be it in a car or a dwelling, shall be replenished by all who partake. The law of the communal good is a law of giving and taking.
Verse 11: Verily, if a bro is in a time of hardship, the brethren shall not speak of it, but shall act with silent support, offering to cover his portion or treating him to a meal without expectation of repayment.
Verse 12: The sacred truth is that the money of a bro is a tool, not a master. It is to be used for the joy of the fellowship, not as a source of division.
Verse 13: May the wallets of the brethren be ever righteous, their debts ever settled, and may their shared financial integrity be a testament to the strength of the bro code.
Verse 1: Behold, the Sacred Space, be it a hallowed man cave, a righteous living room, or a holy automobile, is a sanctuary from the world's chaos, a fortress of fellowship and freedom.
Verse 2: The rules of the Sacred Space are as sacred as the laws of the brotherhood itself, and to violate them is to invite discord and disharmony into the fold.
Verse 3: Verily, thou shalt not enter a brother's Sacred Space without a righteous invitation. To cross the threshold unbidden is to desecrate the sanctuary and to betray the trust of the bro.
Verse 4: A true brother shall always honor the sanctity of the space. He shall not leave a trail of unholy messes, nor shall he leave his earthly possessions scattered in the righteous abode.
Verse 5: Lo, the remote control is the scepter of the sanctuary, and its power belongs to the master of the house, the one who has dominion over the space. His will shall not be questioned.
Verse 6: When the music of the spheres is desired, the aux cord shall be granted to the brethren in a righteous order. Thou shalt not hoard the holy power of the music, for a shared song is a blessed one.
Verse 7: The possessions of the bro within the Sacred Space are his holy relics. Thou shalt not lay hands upon a brother's controller, his snacks, or his sacred belongings without his explicit blessing.
Verse 8: To "borrow" a brother's belongings without a word is a transgression of the most heinous nature, for it is an act of deceit and a violation of the sacred code of trust.
Verse 9: It is the duty of all who gather in the Sacred Space to contribute to its sanctity. All brethren are keepers of the peace, and all shall partake in the righteous act of tidying the sanctuary.
Verse 10: The brother who hosts the gathering is to be revered. His offerings of sustenance and comfort are to be met with gratitude, and his authority over the space shall not be usurped.
Verse 11: May the floors of the Sacred Space be ever clean, the refreshments ever cold, and the righteous Vibe ever strong.
Verse 12: For the Sacred Space is more than a room or a car; it is the physical embodiment of the brotherhood itself. May its doors always be open to the righteous and closed to the profane.
Verse 1: Verily, the Gym is a holy temple of iron and sweat, a sacred ground for the forging of strength and the purification of the spirit. All who enter shall do so with reverence.
Verse 2: The workout of a brother is a sacred ritual. Thou shalt not interrupt a bro in the midst of his set, for his focus is as a prayer and shall not be disturbed.
Verse 3: The spotter is a guardian angel, a solemn witness to a brother's struggle. His duty is to watch with vigilance, and to offer aid only when the weight becomes a burden of unholy proportions.
Verse 4: Lo, the brother who gives a bad spot, pulling too early or too late, commits a sin of the gravest nature. For a bro's safety is a sacred trust, and to betray it is an act of heresy.
Verse 5: Thou shalt rerack thy weights with haste and righteousness after thy final set. The weights are as holy relics, and they shall be returned to their rightful place, not left to clutter the sacred floor.
Verse 6: A brother shall wipe down his equipment after use. For the sacred benches and machines shall be kept clean and dry, so that the next righteous warrior may use them without a trace of thy toil.
Verse 7: The squat rack is a throne, and thou shalt not occupy it for an unrighteous amount of time. For all brethren deserve a turn upon the throne to forge their strength.
Verse 8: Thou shalt not grunt or yell with unholy force, lest you disrupt the focus of the other brethren. A brother's strength is to be wielded in silence, not with a chorus of unrighteous noise.
Verse 9: When a bro is lifting a weight of great magnitude, the surrounding brethren shall form a silent circle of support. Their silent presence is a source of strength, and they shall not speak, for the bro's mind is a weapon.
Verse 10: The sacred truth is that a bro's gains are a testament to his hard work, not to thy counsel. Thou shalt not offer unsolicited advice, but shall wait until a brother seeks thy wisdom.
Verse 11: Verily, a true bro respects the personal space of his brethren. Thou shalt not stand too close, nor shall you stare with unholy intent.
Verse 12: The brother who leaves his water bottle or towel behind commits a small but unrighteous sin. For the sanctity of the temple is found in its order, and thy belongings shall not be a source of chaos.
Verse 13: May the strength of the brethren be ever growing, their forms ever righteous, and may the shared struggle in the iron temple be a constant reminder of the fellowship's unbreakable bond.
Verse 1: Verily, the giving and receiving of favors is a sacred covenant. Thou shalt not request a bro's aid for a frivolous or unrighteous cause, for a bro's time is a holy currency.
Verse 2: The act of asking for a favor is a solemn one. It is a sign of vulnerability and trust, and it shall be respected as such.
Verse 3: Lo, a brother's generosity is not to be a wellspring from which thou drawest without end. Thou shalt not take advantage of a bro's kindness, for to do so is to poison the waters of the fellowship.
Verse 4: The brother who asks for a favor shall not be a burden upon his kin. He shall do so with humility and the understanding that his request is not a demand.
Verse 5: Verily, the heart of a bro discerns between the needs of the many and the needs of a brother. For it is one kind of a missionary for a mere mortal, but a different kind for a homie. Thus, when a brother appeals to thee with the sacred words, "Please, bro," thou shalt heed his call with urgency and purpose, for a brother's burden is a shared one.
Verse 6: The bro who receives a request for a favor may, with a heavy heart, refuse if the task is too great. A righteous bro understands the limits of his brethren and shall not take offense.
Verse 7: A true bro's favor is not a transaction, but a selfless act of love. He shall not hold the favor over his brother's head or expect a return of equal measure.
Verse 8: When a bro’s favor is granted, the brother who receives it shall be filled with gratitude. He shall not forget the aid he received, and he shall be ever ready to return the kindness tenfold.
Verse 9: The act of a bro helping a bro is as a debt that is never truly settled, but is instead paid forward. It is a constant cycle of giving and receiving that strengthens the bonds of the fellowship.
Verse 10: For the dispensation of favors is the lifeblood of the bro code. It is a testament to the belief that no brother is an island, and that together, they can weather any storm.
Verse 11: May the brethren be ever ready to lend a hand, and may the requests for aid always be righteous and true.
Verse 1: Verily, the work of a bro's hands and the creation of his spirit are holy acts. Thou shalt honor a brother's art, his craft, and his business with the same reverence you give to the fellowship itself.
Verse 2: The brethren shall be a foundation of support for one another's endeavors. For the success of one bro is a victory for the entire fellowship.
Verse 3: When a brother posts of his work on the social scrolls, thou shalt not pass by in silence. For a simple "like" or a comment of righteous praise is a form of prayer, and a "share" is a sacred offering.
Verse 4: Lo, the brother who uses his influence, be it great or small, to uplift his kin, shall be blessed tenfold. For his righteousness shall be seen by all, and his loyalty shall be remembered.
Verse 5: If a brother seeks counsel on his work, thou shalt provide honest and righteous feedback. Thy words shall be as a whetstone, sharpening his craft, and not as a hammer, seeking to shatter his spirit.
Verse 6: A true bro does not offer mere flattery, but constructive truth. To offer falsehoods in the name of politeness is a sin, for it hinders a brother's growth and dishonors his work.
Verse 7: The sin of the silent hater is a transgression. Thou shalt not pretend to be unaware of a brother's creative endeavor, nor shall you withhold your support out of envy or spite.
Verse 8: When a bro's work is celebrated by the masses, the brethren shall not feel jealousy. Instead, they shall be the first to raise a righteous cheer, for his success is a testament to the strength of the bro code.
Verse 9: If a brother's craft is a professional service, thou shalt not expect his work for free. The work of a bro's hands is a holy currency, and it shall be paid for with honor and with haste.
Verse 10: To pay a bro for his work is not a mere transaction, but a covenant. It is a sign of respect for his skill and a righteous investment in the success of the fellowship.
Verse 11: The support of a brother's creative or professional endeavor is the ultimate act of brotherhood. It is a promise that you will stand by him, not just in times of need, but in times of righteous creation.
Verse 12: May the creations of the brethren be ever righteous, their work ever blessed, and may the fellowship stand as a pillar of support for all who dare to build.
<Verse 1: Verily, the professional world is a battlefield, and a bro's career is his greatest quest. Thou shalt honor a bro's professional life with the same sacred reverence you give to the fellowship itself.
Verse 2: The brethren shall be a network of righteous support, a holy directory of connections and wisdom. If a bro is in need of a job, a righteous lead, or an introduction, thou shalt be his first resource. For a bro's professional triumph is a shared glory.
Verse 3: Lo, thou shalt not pursue the maiden with whom a brother works. The professional space is a sanctuary, not a hunting ground, and to introduce conflict there is to invite chaos into a bro’s daily life. A bro’s reputation is a holy thing, and it must not be stained by the unrighteous drama of the workplace.
Verse 4: The brethren shall not speak ill of a bro's profession or his place of work. To do so is to cast a shadow upon his character and to dishonor his daily struggle. The work of a bro’s hands is a holy thing, and it shall be respected as such.
Verse 5: When a brother shares a professional triumph, the fellowship shall celebrate him with a hearty cheer. His promotion is our promotion, his success is our success, and his victory is our victory. Be the first to raise a glass to his righteous ascent.
Verse 6: The work of a bro's hands is a holy craft. Thou shalt not, under any circumstance, ask for a bro's professional services for free, unless he gives you the blessing to do so. A righteous bro's time and skill are a currency to be paid for with honor and with haste.
Verse 7: When a brother seeks counsel on a professional matter, thou shalt provide honest and righteous feedback, not with flattery, but with truth. Thy words shall be as a whetstone, sharpening his craft, and not as a hammer, seeking to shatter his spirit.
Verse 8: The sacred truth is that a bro’s word in the professional world is his bond. If a bro promises to deliver on a task or a project, he shall do so with honor and integrity. A bro’s reputation is a reflection upon the entire fellowship.
Verse 9: The brotherhood shall not be used as a tool for unrighteous gain. Thou shalt not, in the name of the fellowship, ask a bro to break the rules or to compromise his integrity.
Verse 10: The brother who respects the professional lives of his brethren, who supports them in their triumphs and guides them in their struggles, is a brother who has truly found his place in the fellowship. May your careers be ever blessed.
Verse 11: Verily, if a brother's business or creative endeavor has a social scroll, thou shalt not merely "like" it, but shall share it with the world. To share is a sacred act of evangelism for a bro's righteous hustle.
Verse 12: Thou shalt not use a bro’s connection for thine own selfish gain without his express permission. To do so is to desecrate a sacred trust, and to betray a bro’s social currency.
Verse 1: Behold, the parents of a bro are as hallowed as his home, and thou shalt treat them with the utmost reverence. For they are the creators of the righteous homie, and they deserve thy sacred respect.
Verse 2: When thou art in the presence of a brother's parents, thy language shall be as pure as the driven snow. Thou shalt not speak of unrighteous deeds, nor shalt thou utter a profane word, lest you bring shame upon the bro who brought you into the fold.
Verse 3: Verily, the stories told in the presence of a bro’s parents shall be of the most righteous and wholesome nature. Thou shalt not recount tales of unholy parties, questionable life choices, or anything that might cast a shadow upon a bro's character.
Verse 4: The words "sir" and "ma'am" shall be as holy prayers upon thy lips, until the parents of a bro bestow upon thee the blessing to use their first names. To do otherwise is a transgression against the sacred order of the family.
Verse 5: Thou shalt not eat the last of the food, nor shall you take a sacred portion without first being offered. The law of hospitality is the supreme law in a bro’s home, and thou shalt not take advantage of their generosity.
Verse 6: When the parents of a bro offer to feed thee, thou shalt not refuse, for to refuse is an act of disrespect. A full stomach is a sign of a righteous visit, and a thank you is a holy prayer.
Verse 7: When a brother's parents speak, thou shalt listen with a righteous ear. They possess the wisdom of the elders, and their stories are a sacred chronicle of the bro’s past.
Verse 8: Thou shalt always offer to help with a task, be it setting the table or clearing the dishes. A bro's hands are not for idle sitting, but for service and for righteous deeds.
Verse 9: Should a brother's parents speak of his childhood, thou shalt listen with righteous mirth and a respectful chuckle. Their tales are a gift, and a bro's history is a sacred scroll.
Verse 10: The brother who honors the parents of his brethren, who acts with respect and righteousness in their presence, is a brother who has earned the ultimate trust of the fellowship.
Verse 11: When thou departest from the home of a brother's parents, thou shalt offer a righteous goodbye, filled with gratitude and respect. A firm handshake and a sincere thank you are the final acts of a true bro’s honor.
Verse 1: Verily, the communal chalice and the sacred smoke are rituals of fellowship, and they shall be partaken in with honor, with gratitude, and with a watchful eye. For a brother's safety is a sacred trust.
Verse 2: The law of the round is a sacred covenant. When one bro buys a round of drinks, all shall participate, for the communal chalice is a symbol of our shared fortune. Thou shalt not be a mooch, nor shall you accept without an intent to reciprocate.
Verse 3: Lo, the brother who is in command of the sacred smoke shall not "bogart" it, but shall pass it with righteous haste. For the communal smoke is to be shared, not hoarded. "Puff-puff-pass" is the holy rhythm, and it shall not be broken.
Verse 4: The brother who chooses not to partake in the chalice or the smoke is to be revered and respected. His decision is his own, and his spirit is to be honored. Thou shalt not pressure him, nor shalt thou mock his righteous choice.
Verse 5: A true bro shall be the guardian of a brother who has partaken too heavily of the communal chalice or the sacred smoke. His duty is to ensure the bro's safe passage home, not to leave him to wander in the wilderness. He shall be his brother’s keeper, his shield, and his guide.
Verse 6: When a brother is in a state of unrighteous inebriation, the brethren shall not take a graven image of his actions. To do so is to dishonor his name and to betray a sacred trust. What happens in the session stays in the session.
Verse 7: The brethren shall be honest with one another about their capacity. Thou shalt not pretend to be of a greater strength than you possess, for a bro's well-being is more important than his pride.
Verse 8: When the sacred session is over, the bro shall not speak of the unholy deeds of a brother. What happens in the session stays in the session, for the sacred memories are for the brethren alone.
Verse 9: The brotherhood is a sanctuary from the world's chaos, and our communal rituals are a part of that. They are to be used for joy and fellowship, not as a source of self-destruction or shame.
Verse 10: The bro who partakes of the communal chalice and the sacred smoke with honor, and who watches over his brethren with a righteous heart, is a brother who embodies the very spirit of the code. May your sessions be ever righteous and your fellowship ever strong.
Verse 11: The brother who has partaken too much of the communal chalice shall not be allowed to drive his holy automobile, for a bro's life is of more value than his pride. Another bro, who is sober and of righteous mind, shall be his designated chariot.
Verse 1: Behold, the Bro Code is a sacred law, and the transgressions against it are not to be taken lightly. For some sins are but minor stumbles, while others are a poison to the entire fellowship.
Verse 2: The final judgment is not of the flesh, but of the spirit. The true punishment for a bro's great heresy is the loss of his standing, and the casting of his soul into the eternal darkness of the un-bro.
Verse 3: The fellowship of the bro is a bond of loyalty and shared memory, not of flesh or form. Should a brother's path lead them to a new truth of self, their place in the sacred circle is not lost. They shall forever be kin, and may also receive the wisdom of the girl code, and their stories shall be as sacred as our own.
Verse 4: Verily, the gravest sin of all is to betray a brother's trust. To speak of his secrets to a mere mortal, or to stab him in the back for personal gain, is to become an outcast in the eyes of all brethren.
Verse 5: The brother who is a whisperer of lies and a sower of discord among the fellowship shall be cast out. His words shall be as venom, and his presence shall be a blight upon the righteous Vibe.
Verse 6: Lo, the brother who pursues a brother's former companion, or who covets the maiden of a fellow bro, has committed a cardinal sin. His name shall be wiped from the holy scrolls, and he shall be forgotten.
Verse 7: A bro's past is his past, but a brother's loyalty is forever. To act against this loyalty is to break the unbreakable, and to fracture the very foundation of the code.
Verse 8: The final judgment is not a decree from on high, but a silent and universal truth. When a bro's sins become too great, the brethren shall no longer call him "bro," and his excommunication shall be final.
Verse 9: He shall be as a ghost in the halls of the fellowship, a shadow at the gatherings. Though he may be physically present, his spirit is forever absent from the sacred circle.
Verse 10: May the brethren walk the righteous path with honor, and may they uphold the Bro Code not out of fear, but out of a deep and abiding love for their fellowship.
Verse 11: And so it is declared that the Bro Code is the eternal law, a sacred guide for all who wish to be a true bro. May its wisdom protect you, and may its spirit be with you forever.
Signed by the truest of bros
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